You see, after 23 days of being a parent, I am now a motherhood guru, a domestic goddess and a fountain of maternal knowledge. Obviously.
1 week ago we had a baby, little Ozzy 😊 I actually did grow a person and he's
Yup still here. Still pregnant. It appears we have a stubborn baby. Luckily I am
Tonight's blog is about our foolish attempt to move house and the catastrophes that followed.
This summer we embarked on the great move from Reading;
Hypnobirthing. Sounds like a load of hippy nonsense doesn't it. You imagine an ominous looking man with a pencil moustache, waving a pocket watch in your direction as he mumbles something about falling into a deep sleep.
Nobody is quite sure when you should start packing your hospital bags.